� A large portion of the third-grade children I taught as part of my first practicum owned both Green Day's Dookie and the Offspring's Smash. On CD. Given, this was an exclusive private school, but still.

� Morgan Freeman loathed playing Easy Reader on The Electric Company. Dude, you taught me to read. Where's the love?

� The Monkees didn't play their own instruments.

� Puff the Magic Dragon is about drugs.

� Luke and Leia are brother and sister. Way to let small children play kiss-kiss with their Luke and Leia figures for six years before letting that little cat out of the bag.

� Gary Hart really was that stupid.

� A 'Dildo' in no way relates to Hobbits.