I was going to go strolling by the lake after work. I was even going to wear sweats like a real exercising person, and perhaps even carry some little hand weights.

Then it, you know, started blizzarding, and the sky went slate-gray, and the temperature dropped about twenty degrees.

So so much for that cunning plan.

Plus I had to spend the rest of the day watching my co-workers corner each other to try to be the first to gesture out the window at the snowstorm and say, "April Fools!"

Yeah, happy April.

Oh, speaking of firsts, whoever is the first to say 'rabbits' on the first of the month gets a present.

Rabbits.

Go on then. Chop chop. I expect something good.