mr rampy's new plan is to turn our backyard into a putting green. Not just part of it. All of it. The land back there does slope, so once he's done he will have a nice challenging course (he's like "I'll put in a couple holes!") on which to practice.

It isn't that large of an area, so this plan doesn't seem completely impossible. He'll just need to make sure he borders the green with some barrier so that creeping charlie doesn't start growing over his special putting grass. Plus he'll need kicky clippers to groom the grass.

Apparently the most important thing to keep in mind is that once the putting green is in place, I can't wear high heels in the backyard "anymore." He mentioned this three times, so it must be key to maintaining an optimal putting surface.

I'll have to inform the rabbit colony under the deck that Fashion Forward Fridays will soon be verboten.