What with the dry/cold weather and all I've been trying to keep my lips nice and moisturized. Unfortunately the store was out of chapstick the other day, so instead I got this Vaseline Lip Therapy stick thing. I assumed it would be as harmless as normal vaseline, but when I got it home I noticed that the tube was covered with warnings like "Stop use and ask a doctor if condition lasts more than 7 days" and recommendations that you not ingest the product, implying that it is poisonous.

So that's not scary.