I got baby rampy one of those plastic mini photo albums where the photos are safely encased in transparent sleeves. The idea is that the baby can simultaneously teethe on the album and look at faces of people that she knows.

It says "Who Loves Baby?" on the cover, and then you open it up and there are only blank pages because I don't have any good front-facing pictures of family members to put in it yet. So baby rampy sits there and flips through page after page of blankness every day. So sad.