There was a sentence I read once on the Internets that made me laugh and laugh. Then the site on which it had been written was closed, and I thought I had lost it forever.

But it turned out I had used it as my sig at one of my old haunts, and lo and behold, when I checked back into that board we were reunited!

So now I am preserving it here so we will never be parted again.

Well, I don't see what harm could possibly come from a psychotic obsession with Jodie Foster.