2001-11-12 - 12:55 a.m. -Farvignugen: The Bigass Volkswagen that Could
Years We Have Had the Van: 20
Number of Family Members It Is Older Than: 1
Color My Mother Wanted to Get: Hippie candy-colored, red or green especially
Color We Did Get: Chocolate brown and ivory
Times Its Entire Engine Has Been Replaced: 1
Times We Thought It Was Going to Blow Up: 1
Adults It Can Seat: 7
Small Carpooling Children It Can Seat: 9
Feet I Have Driven It In All The Time We've Had It: 10
Model of Van I Wanted Us to Get: The Camper one with the fold down bunk in the back section; would have been hella more fun to live in than our house.
Times I Cut My Wrist on the Edge of the Slidey-Door Window Playing "Don't Touch the Ground" While Parked in a Parking Lot: 1
Reason We Had to Special-Install a large T-shaped Air Conditioning Unit on the Van's Ceiling: Apparently it never gets hot in Germany
Times the Air Conditioner's Exhaust Pipe Blocked up during a Long Road Trip So That a Reservoir of Water Collected in the Unit and Suddenly Cascaded Down on Me and My Seat When We Turned a Corner: 2
Parental Down and Dirty Solution to This Problem: Purchasing a big sponge for me to 'catch' the water with if it started dripping down again.
States the Van Has Travelled to: Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Louisiana, Texas
Times the Radio Has Been Stolen While the Van Was Parked in a Somewhat Shady Parking-Lot: 1
Person Who Parked the Van in Said Parking-Lot: My dad
People Who Would Have Gotten in Big Trouble Had They Parked the Van in This Parking-Lot and Gotten the Radio Stolen: Any of the rest of us.
Number of Volkswagen Beetle Little Siblings Our Van Has: 1
Flowers My Mother Displays in the Vase of this Beetle: Silk Blue Bonnets
My Impression of the Colors Available for the New Beetles: Very very disappointing.
Reason I Care about the Colors Available for the New Beetles: If you don't understand this by now, go to the top and start rereading.