Crafting your own homemade sushi from leftover take-out rice and raw fish from the grocery store is a good idea, yes?

If not, it's been a great ride, thanks for reading my diary, and please send letters in my memory to the FOX network informing them that they are bastardoes for pairing the dulcet strains of a-ha's "Take on Me" with the crapulous montage of light-pixels that is a That 80's Show preview.

Thanks!