2002-06-03 - 7:39 p.m. -far and away
SCENE: Watching Tom Cruise's tour de force performance in Far and Away with Sis 1 and Sis 2.
(Tom Cruise gets his chest stepped on by a humongous horse)
me: Oh, yeah. This is the part where he dies.
Sis 2: He DIES??? He does not die.
me: Could be. It's been a while since I've seen this.
Sis 2: HE DOES NOT DIE!
me: I don't know. That was an awfully heavy horse.
(Tom Cruise's ghost spirit stops hovering above the world and returns to earth when Nicole Kidman's Irish lass says she loves him)
Sis 1: He's mostly okay, but he can't move his legs now.
me: Yeah. Next is the part where she has to tie him into a wheelchair and feed him.
Sis 2: SHUT UP! That isn't what happens!
Sis 1: Do you see him moving his legs?
me: I don't.
Sis 1: He's just dragging himself along with his arms.
me: Yeah.
(Tom and Nic stab the ground with their flag stake, claiming the land for their new home)
Sis 2: SEE??? He's fine.
me: Whatever. She should have stabbed him through the heart with that stake. He is obviously a member of the undead now.
Sis 1: Yeah. That horse was really heavy.