2002-06-26 - 12:14 a.m. -i am ill
Creaky sinuses and wracked by tickley sneezes that inflate one's lungs with a barking seal noise ill.
I've narrowed the causes down to:
- Sudden change in seasons wherein winter threw spring for a loop and went right into summer.
- Cat allergy.
- El workers massaging my El card with their dirty paws.
- Recently resurrected and reinstalled air conditioners blowing powdered rat feces and dust from the basement over my angelic face while I sleep.
The cause is moot. The important thing now is to look on the bright side: if I keep my current rate of seizure-iffic germ-expulsion steady through the end of the week, I will have spread enough plague to take out at least a third of the people working at my client's office.
I'm hoping all the next-day UPS shipments will help in keeping the infectious beasties nice and freshly thriving.
And then, some peace and quiet.