That's me. And also soon to be the food in the refrigerator. We have copious leftovers from two wonderful meals mr rampy cooked (Meal 1: fajitas with homemade quacamole, fresh spinach, tomatoes, and a side of red beans and rice; Meal 2: pasta and Italian sausage with green beans and a side of homemade stuffed mushrooms), and someone needs to come dish me out some and heat it up for my lunch.

My mother was one of those great moms who make you breakfast every morning and was still trying to make me sack lunches even when I was away at college. I never got in that groove of feeding myself.

Plus, with three younger siblings, there was always a slave handy to go fetch me a glass of milk or some cookies or whatever whenever I felt peckish.

I think I need a butler. Go make me some fajitas, Jeeves!