So on the plus side, none of the coasters made the inside of my head explode. On the minus side, I am sick now. However, I think my illness (SORE THROAT!) has more to do with the recent drastic drop in temperature in Chicago than with any bug I picked up at THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD.

Overall, our closest brush with illness during our holiday was probably while waiting in line for BodyWars.

The video monitor pre-show was talking about how there are however many billion viruses and bacteria and germs in the world.

me: (looking at the handrail next to our line) And most of them are directly to our left.