My friend K. was narrating to me today the awesomeness that is the Star Wars Holiday Special, acting out the parts where Carrie Fisher was so stoned (and apparently not gaffer-taped to flat-chestedness, or bra-ed at all) that she was stumbling around and slurring her lines.

Then she said that one time she was watching it with a mom (either hers or her husband's; I was laughing too hard by this point to remember), and Harrison Ford came onscreen and the mom sighed sadly, "It's too bad he never went on to do anything else."