So we're standing in line waiting to put baby rampy on Santa's lap and discussing the penguins on the sleeper she's wearing. They're my favorite animal, so somehow a lot of her clothes--especially the winter ones--ended up decorated with penguins.

mr rampy: So you're indoctrinating her early, then.

me: Yes. So what's your favorite animal?

mr rampy: (totally seriously) Polar bear.

me: Oh good, the penguin's natural enemy.

Except in Coke commercials, of course.