The other day I saw a commercial for one of those end of the year "Most Fascinating People of 2005" specials. It was flashing famous celebrity face after famous celebrity face. However, I wasn't really paying attention, and almost up to the very end I thought I was watching a commercial for the next edition of "Dancing With the Stars."

One of the faces was Tom Cruise. I was kind of sad in the end that he wasn't going to be on "Dancing With the Stars."

Tom Cruise: And here's a little move I like to call grande jet� en la sofa.