When I was buying milk at the grocery store yesterday, there was not just one but an entire row of milk bottles with the expiration date 2/5/06.

And also not one but two large turds on the floor of the pasta aisle, complete with smear marks in their centers where unobservant patrons had run their cart tires right over them, plus an orange "Wet Floor" sign that some employee had placed next to the turds in lieu of actually cleaning them up.